#McFactz: This Tea Is SCANDALOUS!

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Chile…..Cee-Lo Green gets three years probation for his two year old ecstasy case. Don’t know what happened? WELL …a woman filed a sexual assault charge on him in 2012 saying the two went out and she was with Cee-Lo drinking and the next thing she knew she was waking up in his bed. Honey…The woman can’t remember a thing and says that Cee-Lo slipped her ecstacy. Cee-Lo plead not guilty to the charge. He chose to plead no contest which allows him to maintain his innocence but he still has dues to pay. The man has to perform 360 hours of community service and attend 52 AA meetings with a private therapist. Honey watch your drink at the bar….OKAY?!

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Good ol’ Oprah better be working on that pimp hand. She will be portraying Richard Pryor’s grandmother Marie Carter in the upcoming biopic on Richard’s life. Richard Pryor was raised by his grandmother, but the grandmother was a madam of a whorehouse. Oddly enough Richard’s mother was a prostitute in his grandmothers whore house. SCANDAL you say? Honey I agree! Omar Epps will be playing Richard Pryor instead of Nick Cannon. Recently this role was switched. Will you see the movie when it comes out? I will! I can’t wait to see Oprah smack one down! Dramaaaaaaa!

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Beyonce’s father Matthew Knowles is making news for hinting that the Beyonce, Jay Z, Solange elevator drama was calculated and done to generate sales. Honey I wouldn’t doubt it! Matthew went on down to Houston’s 104.1 radio station and dropped some tea. He was quoted saying …

“I know, from experience, because we’ve done this, there’s a tour going on,” he said, referring to Bey and Jay’s On the Run tour. “So you have to sometimes ignite that tour—it’s called a Jedi mid trick! The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot of time. So things you see sometimes are [poof noise].”
He also says…

“[They needed something to] ignight that tour. It’s called a Jedi mind trick. A Jedi mind trick fools you a lot of times,” he said. “All I know is everyone is talking about it. Ticket sales went up, Solange’s album sales went up 200 percent…”

NONE OF THIS SURPRISES ME! Dang Beyonce ..yall already are rich! How are you guys gonna make us cough up more bread? Hmph…anyway that’s over and done with!

Make your way on over to Soul92Jams.com and peep those headlines!

-McFatWasHere

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